1 00:00:28,847 --> 00:00:30,872 Oh, yeah! 2 00:00:34,753 --> 00:00:35,947 Okay, women, 3 00:00:39,258 --> 00:00:41,283 let me see you move. 4 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:45,956 We got a lot of nice girls out there. 5 00:00:55,007 --> 00:00:57,475 What a party we got here, yeah! 6 00:01:00,045 --> 00:01:01,603 You're looking hot. 7 00:01:07,686 --> 00:01:11,622 You can't believe it? I'm telling you, this is the place to be. 8 00:01:12,024 --> 00:01:14,526 And we got four days here? This is unbelievable. 9 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:16,753 I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming. 10 00:01:17,863 --> 00:01:20,127 Yeah, you're looking good, baby. 11 00:01:20,265 --> 00:01:21,926 Oh, my God! 12 00:01:22,601 --> 00:01:24,626 All right! 13 00:01:28,073 --> 00:01:30,906 Yeah, let me see what you can do, girl. 14 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,275 Oh, yeah. 15 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,849 Let me see you dance, people. 16 00:01:52,064 --> 00:01:54,032 Oh, yeah! 17 00:02:03,141 --> 00:02:05,632 Hey, girl, bring it to me, baby. 18 00:02:06,612 --> 00:02:08,341 Yeah, you got it. 19 00:02:09,548 --> 00:02:12,415 Give it to me now. Yeah, bring it on. 20 00:02:14,519 --> 00:02:16,622 No, no, no, no, no, no, baby. 21 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:17,950 It's fine. 22 00:02:18,924 --> 00:02:20,721 Let me see you move. 23 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:33,004 All right now. Let me see you get your hands together. 24 00:02:42,381 --> 00:02:43,780 Look at that. 25 00:02:46,952 --> 00:02:48,681 All right. 26 00:02:49,154 --> 00:02:51,145 Move it, baby. Move it now. 27 00:02:56,328 --> 00:02:58,956 Hey, girl, bring it to me, baby. 28 00:02:59,965 --> 00:03:01,557 Yeah, you got it. 29 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:05,601 Give it to me now. Yeah, bring it on. 30 00:03:08,173 --> 00:03:11,301 No, no, no, no, no, no, baby. 31 00:03:12,945 --> 00:03:14,344 Watch this. 32 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:26,157 All right now. Let me see you get your hands together. 33 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,899 Look at that. 34 00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:40,995 Oh, honey, meet Johnny. 35 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:45,537 Hey! 36 00:03:54,653 --> 00:03:57,178 Gin and tonic. That'll be $6.50. 37 00:03:58,056 --> 00:03:59,250 $6.50? 38 00:03:59,358 --> 00:04:01,155 Can I help you guys? 39 00:04:01,426 --> 00:04:02,757 Two beers. 40 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:05,130 Good thinking. 41 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:06,754 - $12. - Yeah. 42 00:04:11,703 --> 00:04:12,971 Gentlemen. 43 00:04:13,071 --> 00:04:17,098 This party is for resort guests only. 44 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:19,536 You'll have to come with me. 45 00:04:20,278 --> 00:04:21,677 Absolutely. 46 00:04:26,485 --> 00:04:27,850 Excuse me. 47 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,046 Geek! 48 00:04:33,658 --> 00:04:37,863 Hotel security. And he takes his job very, very seriously. 49 00:04:37,963 --> 00:04:40,227 - I'd say so. - I bet he does. 50 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,370 Hey, Tony, I need two vodka tonics, one white wine. 51 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:47,233 And nine kamikazes. 52 00:04:48,006 --> 00:04:49,633 Okay, you got it? 53 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:55,472 She's something. 54 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,783 No way, man, she works here. 55 00:04:57,883 --> 00:05:01,216 Look around this place. It's the Promised Land. 56 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,048 We're gonna have an insane time, I'm telling you. 57 00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:43,762 - Hey! - Hey! 58 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:45,831 I already warned you to stop doing that! 59 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:47,330 Okay, okay. 60 00:05:51,136 --> 00:05:53,739 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you ought to know by now. 61 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:56,575 You're talking to me, the best. 62 00:05:56,675 --> 00:05:57,743 You know what they call me? 63 00:05:57,843 --> 00:05:59,778 Yeah, yeah, listen to me. I'm sorry, okay? 64 00:05:59,878 --> 00:06:01,480 What do they call me? 65 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:02,814 The Maestro. 66 00:06:02,914 --> 00:06:06,850 That's right. The Maestro. So don't worry. I always do the job. 67 00:06:08,053 --> 00:06:09,588 I'm watching the old broad right now. 68 00:06:09,688 --> 00:06:12,290 I just don't want you wasting time looking at tits. 69 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:15,394 I'm telling you for the last time. I'm getting ready. 70 00:06:15,494 --> 00:06:17,496 Gonna give my hair a little trim, 71 00:06:17,596 --> 00:06:20,899 and then I'm gonna kiss that rock off that old lady's throat. 72 00:06:20,999 --> 00:06:24,491 And if that doesn't work, I'll rip it off, neck and all. 73 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:26,872 Whatever it takes, the rock's in your pocket. 74 00:06:26,972 --> 00:06:28,462 It better be! 75 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:34,302 Very tough guy. 76 00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:37,213 Baby, did you find me the barber? 77 00:06:37,816 --> 00:06:40,152 He's in the room setting up right now. 78 00:06:40,252 --> 00:06:43,188 He expects to meet you at 2:00 on the button. 79 00:06:43,288 --> 00:06:46,758 Good. How about another pink flamingo? 80 00:06:46,858 --> 00:06:48,223 All right. 81 00:06:50,762 --> 00:06:54,289 Watch the hair! Don't, no! Watch... Water! 82 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:15,687 I'm so sorry. 83 00:07:15,787 --> 00:07:18,023 I wasn't watching where I was going. 84 00:07:18,123 --> 00:07:20,785 Oh, no problem. Happens here all the time. 85 00:07:23,328 --> 00:07:25,163 Patti, what are you doing to this guest? 86 00:07:25,263 --> 00:07:26,465 - Are you okay, sir? - I'm okay. 87 00:07:26,565 --> 00:07:29,159 Look, she spilled something on you. I'm sorry. 88 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:32,303 - Apologize to the man. - No, it's okay. 89 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:34,269 I enjoyed it. 90 00:07:35,507 --> 00:07:37,532 I'll see you later. Okay? 91 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:40,545 Stay away from the hotel guests. 92 00:07:40,645 --> 00:07:42,306 Especially jerks like that. 93 00:07:42,747 --> 00:07:44,476 It was an accident. 94 00:07:45,784 --> 00:07:47,953 You know, this should come out of your paycheck. 95 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:51,216 But I'm gonna let it go. Only because I like you. 96 00:07:51,356 --> 00:07:53,051 Remember, you owe me one. 97 00:07:53,158 --> 00:07:57,686 Maybe we could get together tonight after work. What do you say? 98 00:07:58,496 --> 00:07:59,827 We'll see. 99 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,374 Hey. What are you doing, man? 100 00:08:11,643 --> 00:08:13,445 - See her? - See who? 101 00:08:13,545 --> 00:08:15,706 The waitress. I'm in love. 102 00:08:16,381 --> 00:08:18,116 Come on, man, I told you. 103 00:08:18,216 --> 00:08:21,674 She's here to work. We're here to play. 104 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:27,259 - Take a look at that. - Hey, Edna. 105 00:08:27,359 --> 00:08:28,826 Look at this. 106 00:08:31,463 --> 00:08:33,488 Observe the master, okay? 107 00:08:41,906 --> 00:08:43,965 - Hi, Edna. - Hi. 108 00:08:44,843 --> 00:08:48,847 Listen, I'd love to get to know your friend. You know, if she's available. 109 00:08:48,947 --> 00:08:50,938 - What about it? - Maybe. 110 00:08:51,783 --> 00:08:54,377 - Here, let me help you out. - Sure. 111 00:08:55,253 --> 00:08:57,622 Hey, what, are you causing trouble again? 112 00:08:57,722 --> 00:09:01,055 No, I'm trying to give her... Could you help me here? 113 00:09:01,226 --> 00:09:02,784 Hi. Hi, honey. 114 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:06,487 Here you go, honey. 115 00:09:11,736 --> 00:09:13,704 Oh, heck! 116 00:09:19,844 --> 00:09:21,079 Georgie! 117 00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:23,281 Remember, you can't go swimming. You just ate! 118 00:09:23,381 --> 00:09:24,712 Okay, Mom. 119 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:34,985 Look at that! 120 00:09:37,429 --> 00:09:38,953 Wait a minute. 121 00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:41,426 George! 122 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,436 Why don't you take a nice swim? 123 00:09:44,536 --> 00:09:47,096 Mommy says I can't. I'll get cramps. 124 00:09:48,106 --> 00:09:50,542 - Good. - Hey, get off me! Get off! 125 00:09:50,642 --> 00:09:51,843 Get off me! 126 00:09:51,943 --> 00:09:53,911 Get off! Come on, no! 127 00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:59,150 I'm sorry. Were you sleeping? 128 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,047 Well, I guess I was. 129 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,822 But it's a good thing you fellows woke me up. 130 00:10:03,922 --> 00:10:05,624 I think I'm getting a sunburn. 131 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,817 You look a little red. 132 00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:11,630 Well, that always happens to gals with skin like mine. 133 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:14,198 Really? That happens to me, too. 134 00:10:14,466 --> 00:10:16,134 - No kidding. - Yeah. 135 00:10:16,234 --> 00:10:20,261 Listen, I've got the best sunburn stuff in the world. 136 00:10:20,605 --> 00:10:23,174 Why don't you come on up to the room? I'll even help you put it on. 137 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,909 Well, thanks a bunch, sugar, 138 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:28,672 but I never go to strange men's rooms. 139 00:10:29,114 --> 00:10:30,448 Okay, I'll bring it to your room. 140 00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:33,449 Are you always this forward with strangers? 141 00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:35,814 Only with beautiful women. 142 00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:39,617 Well, you're kind of cute yourself. 143 00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:46,892 With all these good looks in common, we should get together. 144 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:51,132 Sounds like fun, but Bobbie Sue's gotta run. 145 00:10:52,637 --> 00:10:54,730 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 146 00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:57,400 She loves us, she loves us. 147 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,947 Hey, look, she forgot her key. 148 00:11:03,047 --> 00:11:05,277 - Excuse me, miss! - No, no, no. 149 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,484 - Wrong. - What? 150 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,320 She didn't forget her key. 151 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,455 She left it for us, let's go. 152 00:11:10,555 --> 00:11:12,250 - You're crazy. - Right now. 153 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,693 Boy, I'd pay to see this. 154 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:37,607 Fore! 155 00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:40,944 Oh, God! 156 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,024 Hello! Is anybody home? 157 00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:55,063 Anybody home? She's not here. 158 00:11:58,202 --> 00:11:59,404 What are you doing? 159 00:11:59,504 --> 00:12:01,939 What am I doing? What does it look like I'm doing? 160 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:04,575 This babe's hot. You think she brought us up here to talk? 161 00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:07,542 - You're nuts. I'm going. - No, Ben! Don't leave. 162 00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:08,913 I'm telling you, when she gets here, 163 00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:12,813 she's not gonna wanna waste a lot of time, you understand? Just relax. 164 00:12:14,452 --> 00:12:16,487 Are you sure she left the key for us? 165 00:12:16,587 --> 00:12:18,782 Of course she left it for us. What do you think? 166 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,291 - Are you sure? - Yes. 167 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:23,384 How do I look? 168 00:12:25,696 --> 00:12:26,764 Great. 169 00:12:26,864 --> 00:12:28,923 Really? That's great. 170 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:34,165 That's her! You tell her I'm in here. I'll be in the bedroom, okay? 171 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:52,924 Hi. 172 00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:56,761 Hang this up, close the door. Come on, let's get to work. 173 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:58,529 - You're early. - Early? 174 00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:00,790 - My wife tell you about my hair? - Your wife? 175 00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:02,800 Well, you're the barber, aren't you? 176 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,935 Barber? 177 00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:07,104 What, do I hear an echo here? Are you the barber or not? 178 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,339 Yeah, I'm the barber. 179 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,942 All right. Well, let's go. Let's cut the hair. 180 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,743 This is a very important job. 181 00:13:12,843 --> 00:13:15,112 I don't want it to look like I just had a haircut. All right? 182 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,548 Just want a little trim from the side, a little from the top. 183 00:13:17,648 --> 00:13:20,310 Hey, come on, put the cloth on me, come on. 184 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:23,982 Come on, let's go, let's go. I don't have all day. 185 00:13:24,121 --> 00:13:25,756 - How long you been doing this? - Not long. 186 00:13:25,856 --> 00:13:26,982 What? 187 00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:29,460 At this hotel. Not long at this hotel. 188 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,930 My hair is very, very important to me, do you understand? 189 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,065 All right. 190 00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:36,000 - I don't want you to experiment or anything. - No. No. 191 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,902 I want you to be very, very careful here. 192 00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:39,637 Just a little bit off the side, 193 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:41,138 - a little bit from the back. - Yeah. 194 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,742 Make sure it's very, very even down the back of my neck, all right? 195 00:13:44,842 --> 00:13:47,174 Just be careful. Take your time. 196 00:13:49,847 --> 00:13:53,180 Give me that phone, come on, give me the phone, kid. 197 00:13:55,987 --> 00:13:57,716 Give me that phone. 198 00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,316 Hello. Yeah. 199 00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:01,993 Listen, do you want me to kill her? 200 00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:05,187 All right, I'll kill her. I'll get the rock. But don't bother me! 201 00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:08,154 Now look, I'd... Hello? 202 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:12,928 Hello? Hello? Get the door. Get the door. 203 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,967 Now give me a bourbon, kid. 204 00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,341 Come on, I don't need this job. 205 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,644 Can you imagine that? The guy hung up on me. 206 00:14:19,744 --> 00:14:20,972 Thanks. 207 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,514 That must be my little Hubie-boobie. 208 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,980 Don't call me that in front of the kid, here. 209 00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:27,544 Oh, honey. 210 00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:30,721 This is your little Bobbie-boobie talking. 211 00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:32,516 Now, I'm gonna... 212 00:14:34,492 --> 00:14:36,289 I'm gonna take a little nap. 213 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:41,587 And you know how Bobbie Sue hates to sleep alone. 214 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,036 I'll be there in a minute, baby. 215 00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:47,036 Give me that drink, kid. 216 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:49,038 I'll be waiting, sugar. 217 00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:53,543 I'm getting sleepy. 218 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:21,472 No, no. 219 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,707 What are you doing here? 220 00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:25,799 - What do you mean? You left us your key. - Are you crazy? 221 00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:29,080 My husband will kill us both if he finds you here. 222 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,148 - What are we gonna do? - Well, get dressed. 223 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:33,512 I can't. Your husband's sitting on my clothes. 224 00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:46,321 Ben! 225 00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:49,132 Come here. Ben. 226 00:15:50,768 --> 00:15:53,236 Come here. Get my clothes. 227 00:15:53,904 --> 00:15:55,166 Get them! 228 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,623 Oh, boy! 229 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,502 - Are you done already? - Yes, sir. 230 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:25,703 What's this? 231 00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:28,863 Don't take that off. Leave it on for one hour. 232 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,374 All right. Let me give you a tip. 233 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,679 - No, that's okay. - No, no, no. 234 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,747 Come on, I always take care of my people. 235 00:16:37,481 --> 00:16:39,278 My husband's coming! 236 00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:44,948 Come on, come on. 237 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,194 You know, I fell asleep out there? 238 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:56,200 Is everything finished up out there, honey? 239 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,768 Yeah, yeah. Strange kid, but nice. 240 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,964 I hate to tell you, baby, but you need a shave. 241 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,837 You're getting a little hairy. 242 00:17:13,717 --> 00:17:16,620 Good afternoon, sir. I am the hotel barber. You sent for me? 243 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,813 I changed my mind. Thanks a lot. 244 00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,226 You cannot change your mind. 245 00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,921 I had to cancel several other appointments to fit you in. 246 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,499 Just put it on my bill. 247 00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:31,466 I'm sorry. It must be cash. Those are the hotel rules. 248 00:17:37,074 --> 00:17:39,042 Get off of me! I don't want a haircut. 249 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,446 Damn. 250 00:17:42,546 --> 00:17:44,912 - I must insist. - Get out of here! 251 00:17:47,384 --> 00:17:50,114 You put your money in the other drawer. 252 00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:57,059 Barber's a strange kid. Strange. But he's nice. He's all right. 253 00:17:57,595 --> 00:18:00,331 Kids these days. I don't understand. 254 00:18:00,431 --> 00:18:01,659 Just... 255 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,370 These kids these days, you know, I just... 256 00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:07,705 What a day, huh? 257 00:18:07,805 --> 00:18:10,007 - This is crazy! - Sorry. 258 00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:12,268 How could you do this to me? 259 00:18:13,878 --> 00:18:15,312 Who's this guy? 260 00:18:15,412 --> 00:18:17,081 Good afternoon, sir. 261 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,216 My name is Jacques. Would you like a manicure? 262 00:18:19,316 --> 00:18:20,451 Never mind. 263 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:21,886 - Can I see them? - No. Here. 264 00:18:21,986 --> 00:18:23,020 Here's a tip for the both of you. 265 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,655 - Thank you very much. - Thank you very much, sir. 266 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,690 It's all right. Go ahead, kid. Thanks a lot. 267 00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:28,025 No, don't, it's not dry! 268 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,491 Oh, don't worry about it. It's fine. 269 00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:32,859 Is something wrong, sir? 270 00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:47,035 Ole! 271 00:18:49,013 --> 00:18:51,573 Come back here! Come back here! 272 00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:05,789 What is going on around here? 273 00:19:05,963 --> 00:19:08,332 That's what I want to know. Who are you? 274 00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:11,569 - I am the head of the hotel's security. - Oh, yeah? 275 00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,660 Look what your hotel barber did to me! Look at this. 276 00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:15,406 This is all your fault! 277 00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:18,031 Yeah, right, Mr. Create-a-little-part-down-his-head. 278 00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,507 Two, three, four, 279 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,804 five, six, seven, eight. 280 00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:31,579 In and out. In and out. 281 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,292 In and out. In and... 282 00:19:35,392 --> 00:19:37,061 All right, guys, is it in or out? 283 00:19:37,161 --> 00:19:38,429 - What? - In or out? 284 00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:40,554 We have a class going on. 285 00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:42,333 In or out? 286 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,424 We gotta run. Thanks, anyway. 287 00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:49,396 On second thought, yes, we'll stay. 288 00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:05,886 Turn around, and work out with the class, or get out! 289 00:20:07,157 --> 00:20:09,693 Down. Do the deep knee bends, ladies. 290 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,295 If you're gonna do it, do it right. 291 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:13,386 Doing the best I can. 292 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,121 Eight, down, up. 293 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,925 Down, up. Down, up. 294 00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:25,307 If you're gonna do it. Do it right! 295 00:20:27,845 --> 00:20:30,746 You made my back go out, you cow! 296 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,751 All right, that's it! Out of my class. Now! Right now! 297 00:20:33,851 --> 00:20:37,184 First, I'm gonna kill that barber, then I'm gonna come back and get you! 298 00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:40,786 Everybody, arms out. 299 00:20:41,191 --> 00:20:42,726 Flat back. Squeeze. 300 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,328 All right, he's gone. Let's get out of here. 301 00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:46,063 Two, three... 302 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,299 No way. I'm in love. 303 00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,034 ...seven, eight. 304 00:20:50,134 --> 00:20:53,704 And reach. Two, three, four, 305 00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:57,205 five, six, seven, eight. 306 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,713 - Miss? - Yes? 307 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,823 This hotel has a dress code in its public areas 308 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:17,019 and I'm afraid that that swimsuit is a bit too revealing. 309 00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:19,587 It's just a bikini. 310 00:21:21,398 --> 00:21:24,068 Nobody else complains when other girls 311 00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:26,898 wear their bottoms like this. 312 00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:31,140 Stop that! And fix this... 313 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,403 Oh, I'm so sorry! 314 00:21:33,677 --> 00:21:36,544 What are you? Some kind of a pervert? 315 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:43,812 Reeves, you are a disgusting filthy animal! 316 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,357 Not so fast, Herr Nagel. 317 00:21:46,457 --> 00:21:48,993 There's been a very serious complaint. 318 00:21:49,093 --> 00:21:53,197 You massacred a very distinguished guest. And he's very upset. 319 00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:56,567 You know nothing! You are nothing! 320 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,570 I am being a barber for 22 years! 321 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:02,473 And you still haven't gotten it right! 322 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,542 I can no longer tolerate insolence 323 00:22:05,776 --> 00:22:08,244 from a house dick, a pervert, a... 324 00:22:10,347 --> 00:22:13,145 - You trying to insult me, Nagel? - Yes! 325 00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:15,311 I'm warning you. 326 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,144 Go ahead. 327 00:22:18,822 --> 00:22:20,585 Make my day. 328 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:45,883 If it wasn't for you and that stupid key, I wouldn't be... 329 00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:47,885 All right, all right, one little mistake. 330 00:22:47,985 --> 00:22:50,821 But just because some idiot gorilla with a gun hates our guts, 331 00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:53,788 are you gonna let that spoil our whole weekend? 332 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,559 Sit down, sit down. 333 00:22:59,997 --> 00:23:01,521 - Hi. - Hi, there. 334 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,791 - Can I get you something? - I'm fine. I'm fine. I gotta run. 335 00:23:07,872 --> 00:23:09,206 How about you? 336 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,864 You look great. 337 00:23:12,076 --> 00:23:13,144 Oh, thanks. 338 00:23:13,244 --> 00:23:15,479 Listen, I hope I didn't get you in any trouble before 339 00:23:15,579 --> 00:23:17,308 when I knocked over your tray. 340 00:23:17,448 --> 00:23:18,683 Oh, no. 341 00:23:18,783 --> 00:23:23,049 I just started work here this week, so he's taking it easy on me. 342 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,982 Good. Seemed like that guy was giving you a hard time. 343 00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:29,383 Well, he thought I was flirting with you. 344 00:23:31,295 --> 00:23:34,162 Actually, I'll have something with a lime. 345 00:23:34,632 --> 00:23:38,762 - What, is he your boyfriend? - No. Something with a lime? 346 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:45,610 - Oh, no! - What's wrong? 347 00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:47,439 I dropped something. 348 00:23:54,485 --> 00:23:57,010 Listen, can I take you out tonight? 349 00:23:57,421 --> 00:23:59,123 What time do you get off? 350 00:23:59,223 --> 00:24:02,360 Oh, I can't. It's against the rules to date the guests here. 351 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,792 Well, I won't tell if you don't. 352 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:10,635 I would like to, really, but I just can't go out with any guy who asks. 353 00:24:10,735 --> 00:24:13,829 I'm not any guy. Come on. 354 00:24:14,638 --> 00:24:16,003 Well, 355 00:24:17,942 --> 00:24:19,068 okay. 356 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:21,706 I get off at 11:30. 357 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,210 But I don't know if this is such a good idea. 358 00:24:25,483 --> 00:24:27,218 Patti, what are you doing under there? 359 00:24:27,318 --> 00:24:28,546 Oh, no! 360 00:24:32,523 --> 00:24:34,759 There are guests waiting for service. 361 00:24:34,859 --> 00:24:36,986 Come here. Right back, sir. 362 00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:44,402 All right. What the hell was that? 363 00:24:44,502 --> 00:24:47,138 I mean, every time I look around you're with that guy. 364 00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:48,539 He lost his watch. 365 00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,875 Yeah, well, you're about to lose your job, okay? 366 00:24:50,975 --> 00:24:54,612 Just stay away from that guy. I'm telling you this for your own good. 367 00:24:54,712 --> 00:24:56,304 - Really. - Thanks. 368 00:24:57,615 --> 00:24:59,242 Wait, wait, wait. 369 00:25:02,686 --> 00:25:05,222 Can I still give you a ride home tonight? 370 00:25:05,322 --> 00:25:08,485 I've already got a ride. Thanks, anyway. 371 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,290 Right. 372 00:25:42,827 --> 00:25:44,962 Dude, excellent coat. 373 00:25:45,062 --> 00:25:47,231 You should try something in a red, though. 374 00:25:47,331 --> 00:25:50,698 This place is insane! I'm having a great time. 375 00:25:51,435 --> 00:25:54,563 A mom and a dad! I'm home. 376 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:08,174 Is this place always this crowded? 377 00:26:09,253 --> 00:26:11,517 Wait till we get to the sauna. 378 00:26:28,906 --> 00:26:30,931 You are a pervert! 379 00:27:03,674 --> 00:27:06,477 - Who's that girl, right there? - Dana Rawlings. 380 00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:09,780 I gotta get to that girl. You know anything about her? 381 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,507 Oh, just everything. 382 00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:17,011 - Everything. - Right. 383 00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:19,790 Now to get to her, first you gotta get through her. 384 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,292 That's the grandmother. 385 00:27:21,392 --> 00:27:23,227 Now she won't let just anybody get near Dana. 386 00:27:23,327 --> 00:27:26,956 You gotta be a, you know, a lawyer, or a doctor, or both. 387 00:27:27,965 --> 00:27:29,865 I'm neither one of those. 388 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,399 Oh. 389 00:27:34,004 --> 00:27:36,871 - I don't know. - Yeah, you don't know. 390 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,960 Excuse me, is there a Dr. Marshall here? I have a phone call. 391 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:58,722 Phone call for a Dr. Marshall. 392 00:27:59,163 --> 00:28:00,562 - Dr. Marshall? - That's me. 393 00:28:01,031 --> 00:28:02,931 - Thank you. - Thank you. 394 00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:07,961 Hello, Dr. Marshall here. 395 00:28:08,505 --> 00:28:10,908 No, no, I don't operate on Mondays. 396 00:28:11,008 --> 00:28:12,977 Yeah, I operate on Tuesdays. 397 00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:14,601 Say that again? 398 00:28:15,646 --> 00:28:17,414 Yeah, well, I'll see you in surgery, huh? 399 00:28:17,514 --> 00:28:20,142 Okay. All right. Bye-bye. 400 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,789 Gotta really stay on top in this business, you know? 401 00:28:25,889 --> 00:28:28,959 You must be very important there, Doctor. 402 00:28:29,059 --> 00:28:31,195 Jack. Jack Marshall. 403 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,696 Jack Marshall. 404 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:36,267 - Of the Philadelphia Marshalls? - Yes, that's right. 405 00:28:36,367 --> 00:28:38,135 How wonderful! 406 00:28:38,235 --> 00:28:42,638 You know, your father and I once knew each other very well. 407 00:28:43,107 --> 00:28:44,870 I'm Amanda Rawlings. 408 00:28:45,042 --> 00:28:46,976 You're Amanda Rawlings. 409 00:28:47,344 --> 00:28:50,279 How nice. Dad talks about you all the time. 410 00:28:52,082 --> 00:28:53,515 There's Dana. 411 00:28:54,885 --> 00:28:56,546 - Hello. - Hi. 412 00:28:57,087 --> 00:28:58,645 Hi, sweetheart. 413 00:29:01,025 --> 00:29:05,826 This is my granddaughter. Dana, this is Dr. Marshall. 414 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:09,900 - Jack, I believe we've already met. - Yes, we did. Sort of. 415 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,264 You've met? How nice! 416 00:29:13,804 --> 00:29:16,364 Exactly what kind of doctor are you? 417 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:18,565 What kind do you need? 418 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:22,046 Dana, this is such an odd coincidence. 419 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:25,513 I've known Dr. Marshall's family forever. 420 00:29:25,749 --> 00:29:29,310 He's just the kind of young man you should be dating. 421 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:31,617 Are you busy tonight? 422 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:33,489 Oh, no. 423 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:37,828 Excellent! Dana would love to see you this evening. 424 00:29:37,928 --> 00:29:40,698 - Great. - And so would her cousin Shirley. 425 00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:44,734 - Who? - My other granddaughter. Lovely girl. 426 00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:49,370 - You don't mind if I bring a friend? - No, no. That'd be great. 427 00:29:51,275 --> 00:29:52,469 Great. 428 00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:56,847 I don't want to be here. You keep getting me into trouble. 429 00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:57,948 Come on, pal, don't let me down. 430 00:29:58,048 --> 00:30:01,819 Look, if you don't keep her cousin busy, I'll never get Dana alone in my bedroom. 431 00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:03,520 I told you I have a date at 11:30. 432 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,657 No problem. Just wait till you meet her. She's a knockout. 433 00:30:06,757 --> 00:30:09,021 - I hope so. - Here we go. 434 00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:16,256 Hi, come on in. 435 00:30:17,468 --> 00:30:19,336 Dana, this is my buddy, Ben. 436 00:30:19,436 --> 00:30:21,672 Hi, Ben. Are you a doctor, too? 437 00:30:21,772 --> 00:30:24,536 One of the best. He works in the morgue. 438 00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:27,737 How interesting. 439 00:30:28,011 --> 00:30:30,673 - Where's Shirley? - She'll be right out. 440 00:30:31,381 --> 00:30:32,416 Shirley. 441 00:30:32,516 --> 00:30:34,084 - What do you think? - Very nice. 442 00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:35,819 - I know how to pick them, huh? - You do. 443 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:38,547 Shirley, hurry up, your date is here. 444 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:42,824 Oh, my God! 445 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:46,686 Oh, there you are. 446 00:30:46,997 --> 00:30:50,455 - Deal's off. - No, Ben. Come on! 447 00:30:51,969 --> 00:30:55,139 Jack, Ben, this is Shirley. 448 00:30:55,239 --> 00:30:56,306 Hi, Shirley. 449 00:30:56,406 --> 00:30:58,135 Call me Hali Zumba. 450 00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:00,209 That's her spirit name. 451 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:01,809 Hali Zumba. 452 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,350 My cousin studies the teachings of Babi Rami Nani. 453 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,350 That's Baba Rama Nana. 454 00:31:09,987 --> 00:31:12,717 He's the greatest of all spirit forces. 455 00:31:13,023 --> 00:31:15,685 No kidding! Fascinating. 456 00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:17,861 Very interesting. 457 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,164 So, what do you say we hit the street? 458 00:31:20,264 --> 00:31:22,332 Sounds great. Are you ready, cousin Zumba? 459 00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:24,423 Oh, I don't feel like going. 460 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:28,066 But you go ahead and have a good time. 461 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,265 Okay. 462 00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:32,775 Ladies first. 463 00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:38,215 - Whoa, where are you going? - I'm not staying here with that nutcase. 464 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:41,182 - We made a deal. - Yeah, and you said she was a knockout. 465 00:31:43,387 --> 00:31:46,015 Come on, Ben, you're embarrassing me! 466 00:31:46,123 --> 00:31:49,126 All right, so she's not Miss America. Give her a chance. 467 00:31:49,226 --> 00:31:51,328 Maybe you'll learn something about Nana Banana. 468 00:31:51,428 --> 00:31:53,030 You might even get laid. 469 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:55,098 Come on. She's an ice cube. 470 00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:58,461 Oh, God. Ben, stay here. 471 00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:03,496 Look, a couple of these will put her in heat. 472 00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:05,570 Aspirin? 473 00:32:05,809 --> 00:32:07,834 Quaaludes! The love drug. 474 00:32:08,445 --> 00:32:09,446 I'm telling you, 475 00:32:09,546 --> 00:32:12,049 one pill will make her so horny she'll melt in your hands. 476 00:32:12,149 --> 00:32:15,118 - Jack. Jack, are we going? - Yeah, we're gone. 477 00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:17,342 Come on, Ben! 478 00:32:20,390 --> 00:32:22,620 Don't get too crazy, you two. 479 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,425 Okay, Jack. 480 00:32:24,761 --> 00:32:27,127 And don't forget those aspirins. 481 00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:30,159 I like your name. 482 00:32:41,111 --> 00:32:43,079 Why do you take aspirin? 483 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,904 I have a headache. 484 00:32:46,316 --> 00:32:47,806 Care for one? 485 00:33:16,613 --> 00:33:20,515 Excuse me, but my eyes could not believe me. 486 00:33:20,684 --> 00:33:23,987 Such a lovely flower like you here, my dear. 487 00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:25,189 Beer? 488 00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:28,019 No, no, I'm drinking champagne. 489 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:31,259 The bubbly. 490 00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:35,990 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Count Igor Kaminsky Repulsky. 491 00:33:38,302 --> 00:33:40,270 But you can call me Rip. 492 00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:42,339 Would you care to dance? 493 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:43,440 What? 494 00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:45,709 Dance, dance. Would you care to dance? 495 00:33:45,809 --> 00:33:47,504 I beg your pardon? 496 00:33:48,045 --> 00:33:49,535 Dance! Dance! 497 00:33:49,913 --> 00:33:51,548 I'd love to. 498 00:33:51,648 --> 00:33:53,946 Wonderful. Please. Please come. 499 00:33:55,018 --> 00:33:56,679 The broad's deaf. 500 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:12,628 Yes. 501 00:34:15,238 --> 00:34:16,603 Beautiful. 502 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,370 One more time. 503 00:34:26,183 --> 00:34:28,310 You glide like a butterfly. 504 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:48,031 Count. What are you doing? 505 00:34:49,606 --> 00:34:52,473 I couldn't resist giving you a little hug. 506 00:34:52,943 --> 00:34:54,535 You naughty man. 507 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:04,042 - What happened to your hair? - It's a long story. 508 00:35:05,288 --> 00:35:09,293 Will you excuse me, please? I think I'm getting a terrible headache. 509 00:35:09,393 --> 00:35:11,452 Wait, perhaps we could... 510 00:35:12,696 --> 00:35:14,664 Thank you for the dance. 511 00:35:25,108 --> 00:35:27,577 Dude. Hey, nice hair. 512 00:35:27,677 --> 00:35:29,846 - Get out of here, kid. - Hey, thanks, dude. 513 00:35:29,946 --> 00:35:32,744 - Nice hair, who does it? - Get out of here. 514 00:35:52,035 --> 00:35:55,005 How is your headache now, Raga Lama? 515 00:35:55,105 --> 00:35:56,197 Gone. 516 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,932 Good. 517 00:35:58,341 --> 00:36:02,573 Listen, this has really been interesting. Thank you. But I have to go. 518 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:05,415 To get rid of a headache is not enough. 519 00:36:05,515 --> 00:36:07,651 You must strive to be happy. 520 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:08,985 I'm happy. 521 00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:11,918 No, that is not a happy body. 522 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:15,850 Not until you are totally free. 523 00:36:26,036 --> 00:36:28,129 Be free with me, Raga Lama. 524 00:36:28,972 --> 00:36:31,600 You must lose your artificial layers. 525 00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:33,507 Oh, my God! 526 00:36:39,649 --> 00:36:42,516 - You mean my clothes? - Yes! 527 00:36:43,253 --> 00:36:46,450 Quickly. They hold back the joining of our souls. 528 00:36:59,603 --> 00:37:02,731 Now remove the final shell. 529 00:37:02,939 --> 00:37:04,338 Final what? 530 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,099 Your underwear. 531 00:37:23,293 --> 00:37:25,921 Gaze upon the face of Baba Rama Nana. 532 00:37:27,097 --> 00:37:30,534 Can you see the beautiful light shining from his eyes? 533 00:37:30,634 --> 00:37:31,601 Beautiful. 534 00:37:31,701 --> 00:37:34,864 Can you feel your spirit growing? 535 00:37:38,775 --> 00:37:40,174 Yes, I can. 536 00:37:41,444 --> 00:37:42,612 So, Jack, 537 00:37:42,712 --> 00:37:45,772 I hope your friend behaves himself with cousin Shirley. 538 00:37:45,882 --> 00:37:46,883 Why? 539 00:37:46,983 --> 00:37:49,645 Well, Baba Rama's totally against sex. 540 00:37:49,886 --> 00:37:51,621 How do you feel about sex? 541 00:37:51,721 --> 00:37:53,382 Oh, I think it's fine. 542 00:37:55,091 --> 00:37:57,252 But never on the first date. 543 00:37:57,827 --> 00:38:00,523 You're still gonna need a full checkup. 544 00:38:09,806 --> 00:38:13,105 Please, Baba Rama, come into my soul. 545 00:38:13,843 --> 00:38:15,242 Come to me. 546 00:38:15,345 --> 00:38:16,980 - Come to me. - Yes, come to me. 547 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,149 - Come to me. - Yes, come to me. 548 00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:20,910 - Come to me. - Yes. 549 00:38:21,117 --> 00:38:23,286 - Come to me. I can't take it! - Yes! Yes! 550 00:38:23,386 --> 00:38:25,684 No! What are you doing? 551 00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:28,492 Flesh cannot touch flesh in the master's presence! 552 00:38:28,592 --> 00:38:30,719 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 553 00:38:30,827 --> 00:38:33,730 Believe me, I swear. Really. I swear. 554 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:35,354 I didn't know. 555 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,832 Now I must re-purify myself in the night air. 556 00:38:47,477 --> 00:38:48,603 Okay. 557 00:38:48,912 --> 00:38:50,539 Close your eyes. 558 00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:54,112 Approach the master. 559 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,978 Now repeat, come to me. 560 00:39:01,992 --> 00:39:03,360 Come to me. 561 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:04,859 Come to me. 562 00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:06,626 Come to me. 563 00:39:07,530 --> 00:39:08,895 Come to me. 564 00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:10,396 Come to me. 565 00:39:11,434 --> 00:39:12,799 Come to me. 566 00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:14,502 Come to me. 567 00:39:15,205 --> 00:39:16,900 I'll be back soon. 568 00:39:18,408 --> 00:39:19,807 Come to me. 569 00:39:21,911 --> 00:39:23,310 Come to me. 570 00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:28,580 Listen, Baba Rama, 571 00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:30,547 please, 572 00:39:31,488 --> 00:39:33,149 let me screw her. 573 00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:35,886 My head. 574 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,822 Count Igor Repulsky. 575 00:39:40,196 --> 00:39:41,993 So suave. 576 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,100 And so sophisticated. 577 00:39:46,436 --> 00:39:48,996 What a shame about his head. 578 00:39:49,873 --> 00:39:53,900 I hope I didn't offend him by running away. 579 00:39:55,045 --> 00:39:58,037 Because I do have a splitting headache. 580 00:40:02,686 --> 00:40:07,214 Come to me. Come to me. 581 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,229 Come to me. 582 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:21,338 - Let me out. - Get away from me. 583 00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,239 Baba Rama, help! 584 00:40:23,339 --> 00:40:24,574 Ouch! Please. 585 00:40:24,674 --> 00:40:28,812 Get out of here, you vile, degenerate scum. 586 00:40:28,912 --> 00:40:30,280 Get away from me! Get away from me! 587 00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,281 Get out of here! Out of here, you degenerate! 588 00:40:39,422 --> 00:40:42,550 Aspirin. What angel left these? 589 00:40:42,992 --> 00:40:45,153 I'd better take four. 590 00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:57,407 Hi, how are you doing? 591 00:40:57,507 --> 00:40:58,872 Good evening, sir. 592 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,505 Jack, let me in! Jack! 593 00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:09,119 - Jack! - Ben? 594 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,487 Yeah, it's me! Let me in! 595 00:41:10,587 --> 00:41:12,922 Come on, buddy, Dana's starting to weaken. Give me a half hour. 596 00:41:13,022 --> 00:41:15,992 Jack, if I don't put something on, I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble. Now come on! 597 00:41:16,092 --> 00:41:18,528 Those Quaaludes are killers, huh? Hang on. 598 00:41:18,628 --> 00:41:22,064 - Just a minute, young man! - Hi, how are you? 599 00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:26,759 That's pretty unusual evening wear. 600 00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:30,607 This? Bathing suit. I was just going down to take a swim. 601 00:41:30,707 --> 00:41:34,144 That's odd. It looked to me like you were trying to break into this door! 602 00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:38,203 - No. It's my room. - May I see your key? 603 00:41:39,015 --> 00:41:41,210 Here you go, buddy. Have fun. 604 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:49,418 You pervert! Choo-choo, Twinkie, attack! 605 00:41:50,794 --> 00:41:51,988 Go on. 606 00:41:52,529 --> 00:41:55,020 Get them off me! I can't stand these dogs! 607 00:41:55,965 --> 00:41:57,398 Please! 608 00:42:00,637 --> 00:42:03,071 You bastard! You bastard! 609 00:42:03,406 --> 00:42:04,566 Kill! 610 00:42:15,151 --> 00:42:17,813 Kill! Kill! After him! 611 00:42:43,446 --> 00:42:45,815 Come over here. I'm in a spot. Could you help me out here? 612 00:42:45,915 --> 00:42:47,576 Come here. 613 00:42:48,084 --> 00:42:49,919 Could you help me a second? Come over here. 614 00:42:50,019 --> 00:42:52,544 Just come over here. Right here. That's it. 615 00:42:53,456 --> 00:42:56,226 How are you? Just help me out. Stand right here. 616 00:42:56,326 --> 00:42:58,294 And help bring this up. That's it. 617 00:42:58,394 --> 00:42:59,462 - Hold tight. - That's it. 618 00:42:59,562 --> 00:43:02,966 Help bring... That's the way. There you go. That's very good. 619 00:43:03,066 --> 00:43:06,035 I've never seen a gentleman hung upside down before. 620 00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:07,237 - Okay. - Okay. 621 00:43:07,337 --> 00:43:09,906 Thank you very much. God! 622 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,009 - Oh, my God. I'm sorry. - Me, too. 623 00:43:13,109 --> 00:43:14,410 - Bring it all the way up. - Yes. 624 00:43:14,510 --> 00:43:18,173 All right, thank you. All right. Here. Here. Here. Okay, here you go. 625 00:43:19,482 --> 00:43:22,883 - Here, quick. Leave. Go. - God bless you. 626 00:43:31,494 --> 00:43:36,363 Through hanging around, sugar? Oh, honey, I hope that thing's working. 627 00:43:38,034 --> 00:43:41,595 - Now sit and eat your din-din. - I'm not hungry. 628 00:43:49,412 --> 00:43:52,682 I came so close to getting that diamond, so close! 629 00:43:52,782 --> 00:43:55,585 If it wasn't for this lousy haircut, I would've had it! 630 00:43:55,685 --> 00:43:58,388 If I catch that barber, I'm gonna blow his head off! 631 00:43:58,488 --> 00:44:01,457 I'm gonna slice him up like a goddamn salami! 632 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:06,919 Honey, relax. Relax. 633 00:44:07,563 --> 00:44:09,465 - Just relax. - Yeah, relax. Relax. 634 00:44:09,565 --> 00:44:10,633 Your hair will grow back. 635 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:13,469 Go on. If I don't get that stone, I'm gonna be a dead man. 636 00:44:13,569 --> 00:44:15,939 Oh, sweetie, everything's gonna be all right. 637 00:44:16,039 --> 00:44:17,674 - No, it won't. - Yes, it will. 638 00:44:17,774 --> 00:44:20,009 Why don't you go take that nice, hot bath I ran for you? 639 00:44:20,109 --> 00:44:22,512 - I don't wanna. - I'll join you in a minute. 640 00:44:22,612 --> 00:44:24,637 We'll play "peek-a-boobie." 641 00:44:26,649 --> 00:44:30,449 "Peek-a-boobie"? Really? All right. 642 00:45:00,249 --> 00:45:04,621 All right, honey, what took you so long? Come on in here. 643 00:45:04,721 --> 00:45:08,124 Daddy's been waiting for you. That's it. 644 00:45:08,224 --> 00:45:10,852 It's peek-a-boobie time! 645 00:45:17,266 --> 00:45:18,665 What the... 646 00:45:19,369 --> 00:45:21,803 You! You! 647 00:45:35,418 --> 00:45:39,155 - Your barber was here again! - Yes, sir, and he made you look much better. 648 00:45:39,255 --> 00:45:41,280 Morons everywhere! Morons! 649 00:45:48,931 --> 00:45:51,334 My grandmother's probably home by now. 650 00:45:51,434 --> 00:45:53,664 She can take care of herself. 651 00:46:02,845 --> 00:46:04,335 Be right back. 652 00:46:14,223 --> 00:46:18,455 - Hey, Ben, had a wild time, huh? - Yeah. Thank you! 653 00:46:19,529 --> 00:46:21,463 What's wrong with you? 654 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:37,575 - You still here, huh? - Yeah. 655 00:46:38,081 --> 00:46:42,381 - What happened to your big ride? - I don't know. 656 00:46:44,153 --> 00:46:46,280 Well, my offer still stands. 657 00:46:46,956 --> 00:46:48,548 If you wanna go. 658 00:46:49,492 --> 00:46:51,961 Come on, Patti, I mean, you can't wait here all night. 659 00:46:52,061 --> 00:46:54,461 Let me just give you a ride home. 660 00:46:56,132 --> 00:47:00,125 - All right. Okay. - Great. My car is right here. Check this out. 661 00:47:01,437 --> 00:47:04,407 See, I got the custom pinstripes and wheels there. Like it? 662 00:47:04,507 --> 00:47:05,599 Yeah. 663 00:47:11,547 --> 00:47:14,539 I guess you could call this our first date, huh? 664 00:47:15,885 --> 00:47:18,115 It's just a ride, Scott. Okay? 665 00:47:18,488 --> 00:47:20,656 I want to make sure that you understand that. 666 00:47:20,756 --> 00:47:22,951 Okay, okay, I was just kidding. 667 00:47:25,194 --> 00:47:27,719 But you never know what might happen. 668 00:48:04,667 --> 00:48:06,897 I think I need another aspirin. 669 00:48:15,811 --> 00:48:18,644 I love a man in uniform. 670 00:48:27,823 --> 00:48:31,260 Hello, sailor. Looking for a little fun? 671 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,230 Mrs. Rawlings, please, you... Mrs. Rawlings! 672 00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:38,067 I am the barber in the hotel! Mrs. Rawlings! 673 00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:40,499 Will you please control yourself! 674 00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:51,981 I like it! I like it! I like it! 675 00:48:52,081 --> 00:48:53,742 Mrs. Rawlings! Mrs. Rawlings! 676 00:48:53,883 --> 00:48:58,343 Don't worry about the pain, Liebchen! I have aspirin! 677 00:48:58,654 --> 00:49:00,053 I like it! 678 00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:06,262 Hey, Ben. How are you doing? Been looking all over for you. 679 00:49:06,362 --> 00:49:08,728 - Can I help you guys? - Beer. 680 00:49:08,864 --> 00:49:12,925 I tell you honey, lust is a crazy thing. 681 00:49:13,269 --> 00:49:15,999 I'll be right back, sweetie. Don't you go away. 682 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,749 I should've known, Curt. 683 00:49:26,849 --> 00:49:29,952 Our first night here and you're already hitting on other girls. 684 00:49:30,052 --> 00:49:31,420 You've got it all wrong, babe. 685 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,990 I'm just sitting around, having a couple of beers 686 00:49:34,090 --> 00:49:36,092 with these guys, right? 687 00:49:36,192 --> 00:49:39,650 - Yeah. - There, you see! Why so suspicious? 688 00:49:39,829 --> 00:49:43,356 You want to stay here and chase girls? That's fine with me. 689 00:49:44,267 --> 00:49:48,897 Because I'm gonna go out there and pick up on the first guy I run into. 690 00:49:51,974 --> 00:49:53,601 Yeah. Beautiful. 691 00:49:59,882 --> 00:50:02,118 - Come here. Do me a favor. - What? 692 00:50:02,218 --> 00:50:03,786 If this guy tries to leave, you stall him, okay. 693 00:50:03,886 --> 00:50:04,954 Why? 694 00:50:05,054 --> 00:50:07,690 Because all I have to do is be the first guy that she runs into. 695 00:50:07,790 --> 00:50:10,193 You're crazy, man. Look at the size of him. 696 00:50:10,293 --> 00:50:13,421 Look, just don't let him go back to his room, all right? 697 00:50:13,896 --> 00:50:16,296 - Did you miss me? - Oh, yeah. 698 00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:33,115 Did you really mean it? I mean, about the first guy you run into? 699 00:50:33,215 --> 00:50:35,218 - I sure did. - What room are you in? 700 00:50:35,318 --> 00:50:37,343 My boyfriend may show up there. 701 00:50:39,023 --> 00:50:43,082 It's got to be your room. Come on. 702 00:50:48,398 --> 00:50:49,888 How you doing? 703 00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:52,503 See the blonde over there? 704 00:50:52,603 --> 00:50:57,063 Pretty nice, huh? Wants me to take her back to my room. 705 00:50:58,275 --> 00:51:01,145 - Your room? Don't do that. - Why not? 706 00:51:01,245 --> 00:51:03,013 Here. Take her to my room. Okay? 707 00:51:03,113 --> 00:51:06,016 Your room. Hey, thanks a lot. That'll help me out. 708 00:51:06,116 --> 00:51:09,486 Why don't you do me a favor? Walk her up there for me. 709 00:51:09,586 --> 00:51:11,288 This way I don't get caught. 710 00:51:11,388 --> 00:51:15,290 - You're kidding? - No, man. This is serious. 711 00:51:21,098 --> 00:51:22,224 Come on in. 712 00:51:25,035 --> 00:51:29,199 - Oh, what a cute place. - Thanks. Make yourself at home. 713 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:33,209 - Can I use the bathroom? - Yes. Right there. 714 00:51:34,945 --> 00:51:36,139 Thanks. 715 00:51:41,718 --> 00:51:45,154 Jack, I think I'm going to be sick. 716 00:51:45,622 --> 00:51:47,419 Why does this have to happen to me? 717 00:51:49,793 --> 00:51:51,920 - Oh, no. - What? 718 00:51:53,730 --> 00:51:57,701 - Her boyfriend is on his way up here! - How could you do this to me? 719 00:51:57,801 --> 00:52:01,202 What could I do? He was going to his room. You said you were gonna be there! 720 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:08,769 - How's about a drink, sailor? - That's just what you need. 721 00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:13,979 - Who is it? - It's him. We're dead. 722 00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:18,252 - Hurry up! - Okay. 723 00:52:23,894 --> 00:52:25,452 Hi. Come on in. 724 00:52:27,631 --> 00:52:31,624 Hey, nice place. Fruit and everything. 725 00:52:32,069 --> 00:52:35,139 - What are you doing here? - I live here. We're sharing the place. 726 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,228 Yeah. 727 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,171 I'm kidding. 728 00:52:40,377 --> 00:52:42,613 Oh, hi, Curt. 729 00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,877 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Honey. 730 00:52:51,655 --> 00:52:53,589 Hold all my calls, okay? 731 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,092 Funny guy. 732 00:53:00,797 --> 00:53:03,600 - This is it, this is it. - Right here? 733 00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:08,228 - This is the place. - You are so strong. 734 00:53:12,709 --> 00:53:14,006 What should we do? 735 00:53:17,914 --> 00:53:19,643 Go, go. Hurry up. 736 00:53:28,191 --> 00:53:31,718 One second, honey. Honey, I'll be right back, I promise. 737 00:53:32,963 --> 00:53:35,295 Hey, you guys got something to drink? 738 00:53:37,734 --> 00:53:39,531 - Sure. - Great. 739 00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:45,365 - Gin, okay? - Fine. 740 00:53:47,077 --> 00:53:49,746 Seems you had enough to drink already. 741 00:53:49,846 --> 00:53:52,610 - Help yourself. - Hey, thanks a lot. 742 00:53:57,788 --> 00:54:01,458 - You guys really know how to party. - Yeah, we're celebrating. It's Ben's birthday. 743 00:54:01,558 --> 00:54:04,891 - How nice. Happy birthday. - Thanks. 744 00:54:07,164 --> 00:54:08,358 Honey? 745 00:54:16,073 --> 00:54:17,267 Look, 746 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:21,470 one more thing. You guys got some protection? 747 00:54:22,212 --> 00:54:23,611 Protection? 748 00:54:24,715 --> 00:54:28,776 - Is that enough? - Yeah. For now. 749 00:54:29,786 --> 00:54:31,117 Thank you. 750 00:54:35,892 --> 00:54:37,450 Thanks a lot. 751 00:54:38,428 --> 00:54:40,230 You're a great guy, you know that? 752 00:54:40,330 --> 00:54:41,798 - Thanks. - I mean that. 753 00:54:41,898 --> 00:54:45,026 - You are, too. - No, no, no, you. 754 00:54:46,103 --> 00:54:48,537 - Thanks. - Hey, look on your shoulder. 755 00:54:50,273 --> 00:54:52,241 Thanks. Thanks. 756 00:54:53,176 --> 00:54:54,404 Honey? 757 00:54:56,213 --> 00:55:00,484 If we get out of this alive, I swear I'll never do anything for anyone again. 758 00:55:00,584 --> 00:55:02,586 - Who is it? - Maid service. 759 00:55:02,686 --> 00:55:04,176 Just a minute! 760 00:55:17,768 --> 00:55:20,237 Good evening, gentlemen, is there anything you need? 761 00:55:20,337 --> 00:55:22,306 - No. - Everything's fine, thanks. 762 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:24,741 Good. Then I'll just turn down your beds for you. 763 00:55:24,841 --> 00:55:27,469 Don't! We like to do it ourselves. 764 00:55:32,482 --> 00:55:34,885 That's his sister. She's sick. 765 00:55:34,985 --> 00:55:37,988 So thanks for everything. You've been really wonderful. 766 00:55:38,088 --> 00:55:39,990 Why don't you come back when you have more time? 767 00:55:40,090 --> 00:55:42,115 You're very cute. 768 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:57,498 - Go, go, go! - Hey, fellows! 769 00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,435 - To the balcony. - To the bar, man! Go. 770 00:56:05,682 --> 00:56:07,582 Come here, you animal. 771 00:56:12,122 --> 00:56:13,919 I'll be right back. 772 00:56:17,994 --> 00:56:21,691 Hey, guys, you got some cigarettes around? 773 00:56:22,332 --> 00:56:26,536 - Yeah, yeah, we got some cigarettes. - Sure, right in here. Come on. Right in here. 774 00:56:26,636 --> 00:56:29,833 Hey, hey, hey! Don't push. Come on, come on! 775 00:57:08,445 --> 00:57:09,673 Where is she? 776 00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:11,615 - You lying son of a bitch! - Help! 777 00:57:11,715 --> 00:57:12,716 Who is this slut? 778 00:57:12,816 --> 00:57:15,886 - I'll kill you! I've had enough... - Is there a problem here? 779 00:57:15,986 --> 00:57:17,587 - No. - You son of a bitch. 780 00:57:17,687 --> 00:57:19,348 - No problem. - I'll kill you! 781 00:57:20,023 --> 00:57:22,058 I thought I heard screams. 782 00:57:22,158 --> 00:57:23,284 Who is she? 783 00:57:24,327 --> 00:57:26,192 Who do you think you are? 784 00:57:26,396 --> 00:57:28,091 No! Everything's fine! 785 00:57:30,033 --> 00:57:32,661 You little punks! You set me up! 786 00:57:33,937 --> 00:57:35,097 Go! 787 00:57:35,305 --> 00:57:38,433 - Come back here! - You creep, I hate you. 788 00:57:47,817 --> 00:57:49,341 Another round? 789 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,904 - Hey. Where are you going? - Going home. 790 00:58:08,004 --> 00:58:09,973 I thought you were here for the whole weekend. 791 00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:11,141 I changed my mind. 792 00:58:11,241 --> 00:58:15,612 Oh. I guess you also changed your mind about meeting me last night. 793 00:58:15,712 --> 00:58:20,083 Oh, yeah, me. I was here. I saw you leave with that guy. 794 00:58:20,183 --> 00:58:23,983 Well, you were a half an hour late and I needed a ride. 795 00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:28,156 Believe me, I really wanted to go with you. 796 00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:32,017 - Really? - Yeah. 797 00:58:32,796 --> 00:58:33,854 Yeah? 798 00:58:34,531 --> 00:58:35,520 No. 799 00:58:36,399 --> 00:58:39,698 You know, you can always change your mind again and stay. 800 00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:41,563 What for? 801 00:58:42,572 --> 00:58:45,166 - Tonight might work out better. - Yeah? 802 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,103 Really? 803 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:48,703 Okay. 804 00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:51,915 Patti, let's go. You got work to do. 805 00:58:52,015 --> 00:58:54,985 - Okay. One minute, Scott. - No. Right now. 806 00:58:55,085 --> 00:58:58,486 - Okay, I'll be right there. Okay? - Excuse me. 807 00:59:01,658 --> 00:59:05,695 - Let go of me. Hey, that hurts! - So what? I told you not to talk to that guy! 808 00:59:05,795 --> 00:59:08,532 - Just let go, okay? - Hey, let her go. 809 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,734 You stay out of this, okay? It's none of your business. 810 00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:12,267 Yeah, it is. 811 00:59:12,702 --> 00:59:13,970 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm... 812 00:59:14,070 --> 00:59:16,061 - Come on. - Scott! No! 813 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,105 No! No, stop! Please! 814 00:59:21,745 --> 00:59:23,914 You keep your nose out of other people's business. 815 00:59:24,014 --> 00:59:26,608 - And you, I'll talk to you later. - You jerk. 816 00:59:28,051 --> 00:59:29,882 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 817 00:59:32,055 --> 00:59:35,525 - I'm so sorry I got you involved in all this. - That's all right. That's all right. 818 00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:36,785 Sorry. 819 00:59:39,929 --> 00:59:41,021 Thank you. 820 01:01:12,823 --> 01:01:17,692 - Hello, my darling. - Count! What an unexpected pleasure. 821 01:01:17,961 --> 01:01:19,792 And just in time for brunch. 822 01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:24,528 - Are we alone? - Just the two of us. Isn't it romantic? 823 01:01:25,902 --> 01:01:29,272 Can I get you anything? I have orange juice, coffee, 824 01:01:29,372 --> 01:01:31,475 even a bit of champagne. 825 01:01:31,575 --> 01:01:33,509 My dear, but I think 826 01:01:35,111 --> 01:01:36,908 you know what I want. 827 01:01:38,648 --> 01:01:42,812 - You don't mean? - Yes. Yes, I do. 828 01:01:43,353 --> 01:01:46,151 I'm sorry if I led you on. 829 01:01:46,423 --> 01:01:50,761 I wasn't myself last night. I'm flattered that you're interested in me, 830 01:01:50,861 --> 01:01:54,160 but I have other commitments. 831 01:01:54,331 --> 01:01:56,765 No. I don't think you understand. 832 01:01:57,033 --> 01:01:58,796 I want your diamond. 833 01:01:59,569 --> 01:02:00,695 What? 834 01:02:00,937 --> 01:02:04,141 Now listen good. I don't want brunch, I don't want romance, 835 01:02:04,241 --> 01:02:05,475 I want that diamond! 836 01:02:05,575 --> 01:02:08,169 - Rip! - Rip, my ass! Give me that diamond! 837 01:02:09,412 --> 01:02:12,916 - No way, buster! - Come on. I don't have time to play games. 838 01:02:13,016 --> 01:02:14,483 Give me that diamond. 839 01:02:16,052 --> 01:02:18,680 I got you now. Come on. 840 01:02:19,256 --> 01:02:20,257 Count Rip. 841 01:02:20,357 --> 01:02:23,560 - Okay! - Okay. No more Mr. Nice Guy! 842 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:25,628 Now I'm gonna have to hurt you. Come on. 843 01:02:37,374 --> 01:02:39,501 And stay out! 844 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,048 Count, my ass! 845 01:02:48,985 --> 01:02:50,520 Hello, operator? 846 01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:53,054 Could you give me security, please? 847 01:02:59,062 --> 01:03:02,833 Security? Oh, yes. I... 848 01:03:02,933 --> 01:03:05,993 Put it down. Come on, put it down. 849 01:03:06,603 --> 01:03:09,128 All right, lady. Playtime's over. 850 01:03:09,906 --> 01:03:12,209 First, you're gonna give me that diamond. 851 01:03:12,309 --> 01:03:14,778 Yeah, then I'm gonna lock you in the bathroom. 852 01:03:14,878 --> 01:03:18,814 Then you can karate the shit out of yourself. How's that sound? 853 01:03:20,517 --> 01:03:23,453 Yeah. "Count, my ass," huh? 854 01:03:23,553 --> 01:03:26,044 Come on. It's noon already. 855 01:03:26,356 --> 01:03:29,689 Besides, you said you'd take me to the fashion show. 856 01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:32,885 Come on, I'll race you to the shower. Come on. 857 01:03:35,031 --> 01:03:36,066 You win. 858 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:38,691 - Good morning. - Sure is. 859 01:03:50,213 --> 01:03:52,272 - Surprise! - Hi. 860 01:03:59,556 --> 01:04:00,784 Hi, Ben. 861 01:04:00,991 --> 01:04:04,761 - Hi. I missed you. - It's only been seven hours. 862 01:04:04,861 --> 01:04:06,055 I know. 863 01:04:11,201 --> 01:04:12,862 I missed you, too. 864 01:04:13,637 --> 01:04:17,474 - How did you know I was so hungry? - I didn't. You ordered all this stuff. 865 01:04:17,574 --> 01:04:19,576 - No, I didn't. - You didn't? 866 01:04:19,676 --> 01:04:21,200 Oh, I did, Ben. 867 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,147 Oh, I see. 868 01:04:26,049 --> 01:04:30,543 Well, sorry to interrupt you two. See you. 869 01:04:31,454 --> 01:04:32,522 Patti. 870 01:04:32,622 --> 01:04:36,393 - Patti, come on, let me explain! - Just leave me alone, okay? 871 01:04:36,493 --> 01:04:38,228 - Yeah, I know. I know. - You know it is. 872 01:04:38,328 --> 01:04:39,955 It's the barber! 873 01:04:40,997 --> 01:04:45,068 - Oh, Hubie, let the poor kid go! - Grab a cab. I'll meet you out front! 874 01:04:45,168 --> 01:04:46,269 Hubert! 875 01:04:46,369 --> 01:04:49,395 Come here! I'm not gonna hurt you! Just gonna kill you! 876 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,707 Let him live! 877 01:05:03,386 --> 01:05:05,684 Let's see, how are we doing over here? 878 01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:13,257 Hurry up, girls! We're starting in one minute. 879 01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:15,725 Come on ladies, let's line up. 880 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:19,526 - May I help you? - I'm just looking for somebody. 881 01:05:20,236 --> 01:05:23,262 Oh, the Merry Widow! Come on, get in line! 882 01:05:23,473 --> 01:05:26,601 Everyone's ready except for you. Oh, honey. 883 01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:29,235 Honey, would you zip her up, please? 884 01:05:29,546 --> 01:05:32,879 With pleasure. I love widows. 885 01:05:33,383 --> 01:05:37,376 Girls, make this your best show ever. 886 01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:38,917 Let's go. 887 01:05:39,155 --> 01:05:42,591 I've seen them all, baby. But you're definitely a 10. 888 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,962 They call me The Maestro. What's your name? 889 01:05:46,062 --> 01:05:49,833 You know, you look like somebody I... What's the matter? I say something wrong? 890 01:05:49,933 --> 01:05:51,560 Wait, let me walk you. 891 01:05:53,169 --> 01:05:57,128 Oh, I don't know what's taking him so long. 892 01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,733 He ought to be here by now. 893 01:06:02,278 --> 01:06:05,148 Hey, wait a minute. Now where are you going in such a hurry? 894 01:06:05,248 --> 01:06:07,409 You don't have to run away from me. 895 01:06:07,650 --> 01:06:11,347 You're the quiet type, huh? That's good. That's good. 896 01:06:13,590 --> 01:06:17,117 I've been looking for you all my life. No, I mean it, baby. 897 01:06:17,227 --> 01:06:19,525 We'd look great together, just great. 898 01:06:20,663 --> 01:06:22,494 Listen, if I... Excuse me. 899 01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:25,435 We have bodybuilders over here? What is this? 900 01:06:25,535 --> 01:06:28,505 I'm serious, baby. When I like somebody, I really like them, doll. 901 01:06:28,605 --> 01:06:31,335 Now, just a little kiss. I want just a little kiss. 902 01:06:37,781 --> 01:06:39,248 Well, hello. 903 01:07:13,316 --> 01:07:16,479 You son of a bitch! Get out of here. 904 01:07:17,453 --> 01:07:19,823 No, don't leave me, baby. Don't get scared now. 905 01:07:19,923 --> 01:07:22,392 I'm not gonna hurt you. I wouldn't hurt you, baby. 906 01:07:22,492 --> 01:07:25,928 Here. I got something to show you. Here. You like this? Look at that. 907 01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:30,661 Ice is nice. Ice is nice. Look at that. 908 01:07:32,101 --> 01:07:36,306 Yeah, ice is nice. Oops. Wait, wait, whoa, wait. Wait, wait. 909 01:07:36,406 --> 01:07:40,365 I need that. All right? I need that. But first, give me a kiss. 910 01:07:40,476 --> 01:07:41,465 Give me a little... 911 01:07:42,312 --> 01:07:43,370 You! 912 01:07:43,713 --> 01:07:45,010 Son of a... 913 01:07:49,185 --> 01:07:52,055 - Help me catch that barber. He's a thief. - That's a woman, sir. 914 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:55,358 You moron, that's a faggot barber and he's got my diamond in his tits! 915 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:56,584 Come on. 916 01:07:59,262 --> 01:08:00,251 Come on. 917 01:08:02,465 --> 01:08:03,898 Come on. 918 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,342 All right. He went that way. 919 01:08:12,442 --> 01:08:14,000 - Right. - Let's go. 920 01:08:22,685 --> 01:08:26,122 Hey, babe. What, are you crazy coming here? 921 01:08:26,222 --> 01:08:29,893 My girlfriend's in the room over here and your boyfriend puts a gun to my head. 922 01:08:29,993 --> 01:08:31,294 I mean, hey, look, look. 923 01:08:31,394 --> 01:08:34,497 - Maybe we could go to your place, huh? - Maybe some other time. 924 01:08:34,597 --> 01:08:35,791 Jesus. 925 01:08:44,073 --> 01:08:46,166 Thank you, Baba Rama Nana. 926 01:08:51,581 --> 01:08:53,105 All right, give me this! 927 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,251 All right, give me the diamonds! The diamonds. Come on. 928 01:08:55,351 --> 01:08:56,511 You want my what? 929 01:09:13,036 --> 01:09:14,128 Choo-choo, Twinkie. 930 01:09:15,071 --> 01:09:16,732 Kill! Kill! 931 01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:19,204 Kill! Kill! 932 01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:24,712 Freeze! 933 01:09:28,918 --> 01:09:32,522 - Get that barber. Let's go. Come on. - Sir, he's definitely not the barber. 934 01:09:32,622 --> 01:09:36,726 I'm not talking about occupations here. He's got my diamond. Come on. 935 01:09:36,826 --> 01:09:38,259 Come on. Come on. 936 01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:44,860 Jesus! 937 01:09:45,401 --> 01:09:47,904 Jack, Jack, help, help. They're trying to kill me. 938 01:09:48,004 --> 01:09:49,005 Lady, I don't know you. 939 01:09:49,105 --> 01:09:50,173 - It's me, it's me. - Ben? 940 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:51,763 Let's go. Run. 941 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:56,572 - Stop, or I'll shoot. - Shoot first and then yell stop, you idiot. 942 01:10:01,317 --> 01:10:03,751 Come on. Come on. Let's move it. Come on. 943 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,009 Come on. 944 01:10:12,762 --> 01:10:15,731 No! Wait. No! 945 01:10:29,212 --> 01:10:32,511 I hope my Hubie-boobie's behaving himself. 946 01:10:34,884 --> 01:10:36,181 Move! 947 01:10:49,032 --> 01:10:51,523 - Hollywood. - Hollywood. 948 01:10:52,068 --> 01:10:55,504 What's so funny, huh? What's so goddamned funny? 949 01:10:58,074 --> 01:11:00,376 - What... - Dude, what a look. 950 01:11:00,476 --> 01:11:02,512 You got to show me how to do that. 951 01:11:02,612 --> 01:11:05,206 There. That's how to do it. 952 01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:12,482 Shirley! 953 01:11:13,222 --> 01:11:15,782 Shirley, behind the door. 954 01:11:16,025 --> 01:11:18,461 Can you hear me? Behind the door. 955 01:11:18,561 --> 01:11:19,892 Baba Rama. 956 01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:25,331 First the flowers and now to hear your spirit voice. 957 01:11:26,869 --> 01:11:31,203 Shirley! Cut the bullshit and open this door! 958 01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:32,633 Baba? 959 01:11:34,677 --> 01:11:36,144 Split up! 960 01:11:49,759 --> 01:11:52,626 Help! Help! Girls, girls. There's a man in there. 961 01:11:59,635 --> 01:12:02,331 All right. This time you've gone too far. 962 01:12:02,438 --> 01:12:04,770 Oh, not you again. 963 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:16,308 Get him, girls. 964 01:12:29,932 --> 01:12:30,967 Come on. 965 01:12:31,067 --> 01:12:32,728 - Where? - Upstairs. 966 01:12:39,642 --> 01:12:42,076 So, the big lover is a small time crook, huh? 967 01:12:55,391 --> 01:12:56,626 Hold it. 968 01:12:56,726 --> 01:12:57,954 There they go. 969 01:12:58,294 --> 01:12:59,362 Out of the way. 970 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,293 Come on. Hey, you, come on. 971 01:13:10,073 --> 01:13:12,735 What are you doing? You're gonna kill somebody. 972 01:13:12,976 --> 01:13:14,375 No kidding! 973 01:13:45,308 --> 01:13:48,411 Please, everyone, no need to panic. 974 01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:50,638 Everything is under control. 975 01:14:17,907 --> 01:14:18,896 Patti! 976 01:14:19,008 --> 01:14:22,178 - Leave me alone. We're through. - No, let me explain what happened. 977 01:14:22,278 --> 01:14:23,905 I know exactly what... 978 01:14:25,181 --> 01:14:26,850 Patti! Patti! 979 01:14:26,950 --> 01:14:30,078 - Are you crazy? You'll get killed. - What the hell are you doing? 980 01:14:36,192 --> 01:14:37,181 Ben! 981 01:14:40,763 --> 01:14:42,321 Ben, Ben. 982 01:14:42,599 --> 01:14:46,262 I'm so sorry. Say something, please. Say something. 983 01:14:48,571 --> 01:14:49,936 I love you. 984 01:14:55,478 --> 01:14:59,244 Party's over, punk. Come on, get up. Give me the diamond. Up. 985 01:14:59,749 --> 01:15:01,614 Come on. Let's go now. 986 01:15:02,218 --> 01:15:04,982 Let go of the diamond. Let's go now! 987 01:15:05,688 --> 01:15:07,986 Go ahead, you wanna dance, kid? 988 01:15:09,459 --> 01:15:11,427 Come on. Get over there. 989 01:15:12,695 --> 01:15:15,562 Good work, sir. You captured the crooks. 990 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,298 My back, you moron. 991 01:15:19,502 --> 01:15:23,836 I'm sorry, sir, but don't worry. I'll keep them covered. 992 01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:27,710 Dude. Dynamite move. 993 01:15:27,810 --> 01:15:29,779 This guy. How are you doing that? 994 01:15:29,879 --> 01:15:33,082 - All right, what's going on here? - Everything's under control. 995 01:15:33,182 --> 01:15:34,484 These boys stole a diamond. 996 01:15:34,584 --> 01:15:36,553 Yes, that's right. They stole a diamond. 997 01:15:36,653 --> 01:15:38,288 - We did not. - They didn't. 998 01:15:38,388 --> 01:15:39,522 Let's go, downtown. 999 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:44,059 - Hold it. That man stole the diamond. - Oh, no. 1000 01:15:46,029 --> 01:15:48,395 - Grandmother? Grandmother! - Wait a minute. 1001 01:15:48,498 --> 01:15:52,332 Wait a minute. It's just... Now, just take it easy, please. 1002 01:15:52,502 --> 01:15:54,493 No, please. No, no, don't. 1003 01:15:55,338 --> 01:15:58,205 My neck. My neck. My neck. 1004 01:16:09,552 --> 01:16:10,780 Hubert. 1005 01:16:12,755 --> 01:16:16,020 Hubert, honey. Honey... 1006 01:16:17,093 --> 01:16:20,221 - Hubie-boobie. - Don't call me that. 1007 01:16:20,596 --> 01:16:22,723 Are you gonna be very long? 1008 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:25,824 That meter's ticking. 1009 01:16:26,903 --> 01:16:27,961 Mike? 1010 01:16:29,172 --> 01:16:30,907 A real grandma. 1011 01:16:31,007 --> 01:16:34,244 Granny, you're gonna love this place. It's Jamaica, it's a party city. 1012 01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:35,445 You'll fit right in. 1013 01:16:35,545 --> 01:16:38,514 Oh, I hope they have this wonderful aspirin there. 1014 01:16:38,614 --> 01:16:42,641 They've got boatloads and truckloads. Believe me, more than your share. 1015 01:16:42,819 --> 01:16:47,023 - I hope I'm not nuts quitting my job. - What's a lousy job next to a great vacation? 1016 01:16:47,123 --> 01:16:49,559 After all these vacations, I'm gonna need a vacation. 1017 01:16:49,659 --> 01:16:52,762 Okay, dudes. You ready to blast off? 1018 01:16:52,862 --> 01:16:56,923 No, no, wait. We can't go yet. Someone is missing. 1019 01:16:59,202 --> 01:17:02,272 Dana, dear, where is your cousin Shirley? 1020 01:17:02,372 --> 01:17:07,332 Be free with me, Raga Lama. You must strive to be happy. 1021 01:17:07,744 --> 01:17:08,878 Hey, I'm happy. 1022 01:17:08,978 --> 01:17:12,880 No, that is not a happy body. 1023 01:17:13,149 --> 01:17:17,017 Baby, if this isn't a happy body, then my name isn't Big Rick. 1024 01:17:17,353 --> 01:17:18,877 Check this out. 1025 01:17:22,759 --> 01:17:26,661 You must remove all your artificial layers. 1026 01:17:31,768 --> 01:17:33,668 You asked for it, baby. 1027 01:17:41,677 --> 01:17:43,941 Not in front of the Baba Rama. 1028 01:17:44,614 --> 01:17:47,014 Shirley, what are you doing? 1029 01:17:47,383 --> 01:17:49,919 I'm meditating. 1030 01:17:50,019 --> 01:17:52,422 Well, come on dear. We're leaving now. 1031 01:17:52,522 --> 01:17:55,358 Not now. I'm meditating. 1032 01:17:55,458 --> 01:18:00,088 And you know that meditation is the most important thing in my life!